Math's Chokehold
Lyrics By Molly Ring
(to the tune of Cupid's chokehold)
Take a look at my Stat graph
eight's the number that I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a stat graph
unless there's numbers that I plot ( ba ba da da)
There's some frequency graphs and tallies
where you mark the number that are pallies
But then I feel in love with bar graphs
it's safe to say I have a favorite subject
And I know it sounds so fine
that you can make a graph with lines
Pictographs are some of my faves
where you make a picture and a key
I mean I can even draw a pancake
Circle and pie graphs are what I can make
If that ain't math, then I don't know what math is!